Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Blog

Long ago, in Gotham City, there was a little boy named Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne’s parents were stinking rich, but they died when Bruce was still a kid, and he was raised by his butler. As if being orphaned wasn’t bad enough, Bruce got bit by a radioactive bat and he became Batman.

(Drawing by Fanboy Wife.)
Batman is a brooding superhero who is also known as the Dark Knight. He mostly wears black, has pointy ears on his mask, a cape, and he has the Bat-Utility Belt. The Bat-Utility Belt holds many interesting gadgets and thingamabobs, including Bat-Shark Repellent!

Because Bruce Wayne is rich, he can afford lots of superhero toys. The most notable is the Bat-Mobile, which he parks in the Bat-Garage, which is connected to the Bat-Cave. I’m sure he must also have a Bat-Bat when he plays Bat-Baseball. The Bat-Signal tells Batman when he should try to steal second base… or when trouble is afoot.

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