Ash told me that Kevin Smith got kicked off a plane because he was too large to fit in the seat safely. I think Smith usually buys two seats, but for this occasion he only could get one, and the pilot removed him from the flight. I guess Smith’s legion of fanboys is outraged over the news. Personally, I could care less. Now wait, I do care. Good for the airline. I hate it when I don’t get my rightful armrest!