Even though Ash and I have been married for quite some time, he still tries to make up pickup lines. This last year, they have gotten nerdier and more shameful than ever. Of course I will be sharing this information in order to warn other women to run away and let fanboys know that these attention-getting quips are not appropriate.
One night Ash turned off his Doctor Who DVD and said, “I don’t want to watch Doctor Who. I want to watch doctor you!”