I don't believe you are a fanboy's wife. I think you are a fanboy whose wife left him, and you are blogging as a fantasy version of the wife you wish you had.
This is the best comment ever! You get a gold star for the day. (When I first started this blog, I told Ash that my last post would reveal that I'm really just Ash and the whole blog was a sick delusion! He didn’t think it was very funny.)
AFAIK, Captain America's ears have always been exposed. I have no idea what purpose that serves.