Ash made me dinner, so I told him he could pick out what movie we’d watch and I wouldn’t complain (too much). Ash decided to watch Batman: Under the Red Hood, which is a cartoon about Batman. It begins with the Joker killing Robin because the fans demanded it apparently. Shortly afterwards, the Red Hood appears and starts killing all the bad guys. One of the bad guys has a creepy mummified head, and Ash said his name is Black Mask. He became a bad guy after an unfortunate incident when he went bobbing for French-fries in the deep fryer.
The big “surprise” is that the Red Hood is really dead Robin, who was turned into a mummy and dipped in a mystical hot tub and brought back to life. Red Robin finagles the Joker’s jail break so he can try to make Batman kill him. In the end, Ash lived happily ever after because I tried to be on my best behavior while he watched it.