Ash needs to wear black to work, and so I’m often on the lookout for cheap black t-shirts he can wear under his work shirt. I recently happened upon a display of comic book superhero shirts, including one with a Wolverine body. I found one in my size first, and I planned to get it just to make Ash jealous. I did find one for him too, but I still bought one for myself. I kind of like my disturbing comic book muscles. It’s a lot easier than hitting the gym or having a male torso.
|"And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock, and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles."|